It All Started Small and is Growing Daily In Utah
Over 18 years ago Northern Utah Branch Chapter got their charter and pretty much stayed small for many years, then 11 years ago we took on a task of the Annual "You're Not Forgotten" Toy Run to the Primary Children Medical Center.
Then it all started to grow
Guys started to notice how much fun we were having doing something that was needed, but not taking it to seriously, and to create a way to raise much needed money to buy toys for the sick kids, they wanted to join in on the fun. And now it's history, we have four other chapters in the state of Utah alone, and growing each month.
Not just in Utah
UMF started in San Diego over 27 years ago, and now we have chapters around the world, with new chapters signing up each year.
Want to be part of the fun?
If you are interested in joining us or starting your own chapter contact me and I will make sure your request is sent to the National Chapter in San Diego and the ball will start to roll..
Preamble
The "UGLY Mother Fuckers of America" was founded in July,1982 in San Diego, Ca. Our founding father was "Moko Joe" (UMF#1), an escaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the club was to take the vote away from women. Having run into some heavy resistance from the US Congress, we fell in with some bad company and have been drunk and/or loaded ever since. We have members in Norway, Australia, Japan, Hawaii, Cuba, Mexico, Canada, Philippines, and other places too rude to mention. Most of the Philippino members are Philippino Fighter Pilots, so we'll always have a pair of players. The vast majority of the membership is patriotic, but we don't get involved much in politics. We did mount a massive campaign to defeat the California motorcycle helmet bill. We also voted to write and congratulate Col. Ollie North on his fight with the "Commie-Pinko Fags" in Washington. The secretary -treasurer has been drunk however, and is not sure whether he mailed the letter or shredded it. Members must be ugly and at least twenty-one (21) years old. It helps if you know Joe as in "Joe Mama". You'll often see us in collusion with lewd women, but females are strictly forbidden from membership. If you are interested in joining this sleazy outfit, go to the chapters link and then San Deigo National Chapter to get your membership application.
"NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE I AM AN UGLY MOTHER FUCKER"
"BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, UGLY GOES TO THE BONE"
"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SAY NO TO DRUGS"
"WE'LL EAT NO SWINE BEFORE HER TIME"
"WE MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BUT WE WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER"
WE BELIEVE IN THE HONOR SYSTEM, "GET ON HER AND STAY ON HER"
Lets Get This Party Started!
