You
know that you are a wanna be biker when the poking device on your belt, is bigger
than the one in your pants!
You
know that you are a wannabe biker when... your so called "scooter"
has a pull string.
You
know that you are a wannabe biker when...you want nothing to do with a motorcycle
club, because the one you put on your steering wheel didn't work.
You
know that you are a wannabe biker...if you have ever worn a t-shirt that say's
"if you can read this, the bitch fell off", but you are the one with
road rash!!!
You
know that you are a wannabe biker if you think that a shovelhead is a birth
defect!
You
know that you are a wannabe biker...when someone say's " I miss the old
knuckleheads", and then you reflect on past episodes of the Three Stooges,
and agree with him completely.
You
know that you are a wannabe biker...if the key to your scoot also starts a can
of kippered snacks!
You
know that you are a wannabe biker...when you are getting on your scoot, you
pull a groin muscle...and it wasn't yours!!!
