Meaning
of Sizes
Have
you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, are the letters used to
define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for...... It is about time you became informed!
{A}
- Almost Boobs {B} - Barely there {C} - Can Do {D} - Damn good
{DD} - Doubly damn good {E} - Enormous {F} - Fake
Home
on Time
A
man left form work on Friday afternoon, But, instead of going home, he stayed
out the entire weekend hunting with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very
angry wife. He was barraged for nearly two hours, with a tirade of his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging, and simply said to him. "How would
you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied:
"That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went, with the same results.
Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see
her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
BEST
COMPANY NAME EVER!
While
enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona café, four
ole bikers were discussing everything from riding, booze, and women to how
things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation
moved on to their spouses. One biker turned to the fellow on his right and
asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding
anniversary soon?
"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another
dude asked.
The old biker pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th
anniversary, I took the bitch to Tucson. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down
there and get her."
Pfizer
Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soonbe available in liquid
form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as apower beverage suitable for use
"as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It
will now be possible for a man to literallypour himself a stiff one.
" Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink". This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails,highballsand just a good old-fashioned
stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount
And Do".
===
Half Price ===
US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied
their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR
department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used
the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
While
enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona café, four
ole bikers were discussing everything from riding, booze, and women to how things
used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the
conversation moved on to their spouses. One biker turned to the fellow on his
right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride
celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?
"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another dude
asked.
The old biker pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th
anniversary, I took the bitch to Tucson. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down
there and get her."
Find the
car.
Here is a challenge for you. See how quickly you can
find the car in
this picture. Women seem to do better at this than men, for some
reason. These are some average times: Men - 12.46 minutes Women -
1.23 seconds
Some
Comments: " I almost didn't find the car at all ! " " There
is a
car in this picture? "
" This must be a joke, there is no car in this picture." "
I looked
for 30 minutes -no car was seen"
Old
Jeans For Charity
I thought I would tell you about this charity. It is similar to sponsoring
a malnourished child from another country. However, this charity deals with
something equally important as a good meal Rather than throwing out your old
jeans, donate them so that they may be used to help someone the same way they
helped the little girl in the picture.
Please
give. Generously
